You didn’t mean to find this. But here you are..
Maybe someone pissed you off. Maybe life did.
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Welcome to the underworld’s pettiest plot twist..
Now, let’s get petty
Welcome to
HellYea Plots™
THE
HOTTEST
Way to give back
He said go to hell ... so I sent him first!
Every damnation funds mental health support. It’s petty. It’s powerful. And it actually helps people.
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Condemn. Donate. Repeat.
Behind every plot is a story.
Behind every joke is a reason.
Welcome to the only plot twist that actually gives back.
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Why We Give a Damn?
This didn’t start with marketing.
It started with pain.
Two broken brothers.
One stupid idea.
That idea? Give the people who hurt us a plot in Hell… and use the proceeds to help the people still hurting.
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Under New Management
We bought Hell. We’re rebuilding it from scratch.
No pitchforks. Just purpose.
No eternal torment — just eternal sarcasm.
Satan out. A.L.E.X. in.
Stuff we’ve done.
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Claim a Plot. Fuel the Cause.
Hell Yeah, We Give Back.
Every damn deed makes a difference. This campaign is raising $5,000 in support of To Write Love on Her Arms, a nonprofit dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury, and suicide.
100% of donations from this campaign go directly in support of TWLOHA.
$2,345 of $5,000 raised
Want to learn more? Visit To Write Love on Her Arms (https://twloha.com).
What The
hell is this?
Think: 🐼 adopt-a-panda, 🌟 name-a-star, 🧱 buy-a-brick — but way hotter. 🔥It started as a joke. Now it’s how we turn petty into purpose 😈✨ Every deed fuels Damn Good Deeds™ 💸🧠 — our mental health & crisis recovery charity. It’s dark ⚫️. It’s funny 🤡. It’s doing some damn good 🙌
Gag with a Purpose
Condemn your ex. Frame the deed. Feel a little better. Behind every petty joke is a damn good reason.
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Why give a damn?
This started as a stupid joke between two broken brothers. Now it fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — our mental health charity.
Damn Good Deeds
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You’ve seen the joke 😈. You’ve seen the cause ❤️. You’ve got someone in mind 💭. Now it’s time to explore the flames 🔥 and claim your place in the fire 🔥.
Explore the fire
You’ve laughed. You’ve raged. Now it’s time to choose where they’ll burn. Browse the realms of Hell — custom-built to match your grudge.
Screaming Suburbs™ Starter Plot
20% Donation ($33.33)
The lawns are perfect. The rage is silent.
The rage is silent. For exes, neighbors, and every petty feud that never quite exploded. Fueled by sarcasm, passive-aggression, and HOA bylaws this realm is where Karen lives and your worst roommate never moved out. Also? You’re helping fund real mental health support. Hell yeah. Show Less
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Screaming Suburbs™ Infernal Plot
25% Donation ($66.60)
Welcome to your 9-to-eternity.
💻 Zoom purgatory. 📊 Spreadsheet damnation. Where no one ever leaves early and every Slack ping haunts you. Perfect for your boss, your burnout, or that guy who says “per my last email.” Bonus: Your plot funds real mental health resources because corporate life already doesn’t. Show Less
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Screaming Suburbs™ Founder’s Plot
50% Donated ($166.60)
Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking.
Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking. The Founder’s Plot isn’t just premium it’s prophetic.Your name enters the Infernal Ledger™, your deed is minted digitally, and your plot helps fund the future of Hell. Show Less
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Hell’s Crop™
You reap what you sow — and this plot? Overgrown with toxic weeds, gaslit scarecrows, and pesticide-laced guilt.
Show MorePerfect for the farmer of false hopes or anyone who left emotional crop circles on your heart.Status: 🚜 Now Tilling Sins... Coming Soon Show Less
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Become a Founder
Only 666 will ever be issued. You’re not just buying a deed. You’re helping re-build Hell.
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The Capital Sin
Hell’s official government office.
Bureaucratic. Overfunded. Wildly inefficient.
🗂️ The files are public now — probably by mistake. Show Less
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Ancient Archives™
Hell’s official record-keeping system. Misfiled. Mistranslated. Possibly cursed.
Show More🗂️ Dig through the past — if you dare trust it.. Show Less
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The Scorched Courts™
Justice, but make it eternal. Delayed, dramatic, and mostly performative.
Show More🗂️ Open cases. Closed minds. All documented here.. Show Less
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Abyss Billionaire
For the ultra-rich and ethically bankrupt. Too rich to fail. Not too rich to burn.
Claim Plothell under construction
Brace yourself. The next release is sinfully good.
frequently asked questions
Have a question? Ask us. We might answer it right here.
HellYea™ is the world’s first platform where you can symbolically condemn anyone — an ex, a friend, even yourself — to a plot in Hell. All while supporting real mental health causes through our Damn Good Deeds™ initiative.
Real in spirit, yes. Your deed is symbolic — a gag gift or a personal catharsis tool. But the donation it includes is very real, going toward organizations that help people climb out of their own hells.
Anyone or anything. Exes. Friends. Family. Yourself. Bad habits. Capitalism. You name it — we’ll find it a home in Hell.
You receive an official digital deed (printable, frameable) showing the realm, plot number, donation amount, and who you damned. Optionally, you can include a note, nickname, or choose to appear anonymously in the public registry.
You choose the realm based on tier and vibe. Our map of Hell includes zones like Screaming Suburbs, Infernal Estates, and the Founder’s Circle. More are coming as Hell expands.
It’s a premium plot upgrade that doubles your donation and marks your registry line with 🔥🔥. Symbolic, savage, and supports mental health. You can opt in at checkout.
To find out first
When we condemn your ex for $6.66.
When we sell a plot next to Karen in Hell.
When we throw 2025 into the flames.
When we frame your pain as a real estate deed.
When Satan lists his timeshare.
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Disclaimer : We promise not to sell your soul (or your data).