The hottest way to give back
She said "Go to Hell" ... So I sent her first!
What The hell is this?
Think: 🐼 adopt-a-panda, 🌟 name-a-star, 🧱 buy-a-brick — but way hotter. 🔥It started as a joke. Now it’s how we turn petty into purpose 😈✨ Every deed fuels Damn Good Deeds™ 💸🧠 — our mental health & crisis recovery charity.
It’s dark ⚫️. It’s funny 🤡. It’s doing some damn good 🙌
Gag with a Purpose
Condemn your ex. Frame the deed. Feel a little better. Behind every petty joke is a damn good reason.
Why give a damn?
This started as a stupid joke between two broken brothers. Now it fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — our mental health charity.
If you're actually in Hell — and not just gifting it — help is real.
Call or text 988, the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
You're ready
You’ve seen the joke 😈. You’ve seen the cause ❤️. You’ve got someone in mind 💭. Now it’s time to explore the flames 🔥 and claim your place in the fire 🔥.
Explore the fire
You’ve laughed. You’ve raged. Now it’s time to choose where they’ll burn. Browse the realms of Hell — custom-built to match your grudge.
Screaming Suburbs™ Starter Plot 🔥
20% Donation ($33.30)
The lawns are perfect.
The rage is silent.
- For exes, neighbors, and every petty feud that never quite exploded.
- Fueled by sarcasm, passive-aggression, and HOA bylaws this realm is where Karen lives and your worst roommate never moved out.
- Also? You’re helping fund real mental health support. Hell yeah.
Screaming Suburbs™ Infernal Plot 🔥🔥
25% Donation ($66.60)
Welcome to your
9-to-eternity.
- 💻 Zoom purgatory. 📊 Spreadsheet damnation.
- Where no one ever leaves early and every Slack ping haunts you.
- Perfect for your boss, your burnout, or that guy who says “per my last email.”
- Bonus: Your plot funds real mental health resources because corporate life already doesn’t.
Screaming Suburbs™ Founder’s Plot ⚰️⚰️⚰️
50% Donated ($166.60)
Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re
not restocking.
- The Founder’s Circle isn’t just premium it’s prophetic.Your name enters the Infernal Ledger™, your deed is minted digitally, and your plot helps fund the future of Hell.
🌾 Hell’s Crop™
You reap what you sow — and this plot? Overgrown with toxic weeds, gaslit scarecrows, and pesticide-laced guilt. Perfect for the farmer of false hopes or anyone who left emotional crop circles on your heart.Status: 🚜 Now Tilling Sins… Coming Soon
Hell’s official government office.
Bureaucratic. Overfunded. Wildly inefficient.
🗂️ The files are public now — probably by mistake.
Hell’s official record-keeping system.
Misfiled. Mistranslated. Possibly cursed.🗂️ Dig through the past — if you dare trust it.
hell under construction
Brace yourself. The next release is sinfully good.
Wick & Woe™
3-Pack
Piece of the plot. Smell the suffering. Light the way.
Each flame walks you through the cycle of letting go:
🔥 The Burn – Rage. Release. Burn it down.
⚫ The Blackout – Grieve it. Sit in it. Go dark.
⚪ The Cleanse – Clear the space. Reclaim your peace.
But that’s not all…
🗝️ Every candle hides a skeleton key.
📜 Every set comes with a scroll to burn.
It’s part ritual, part revenge. Part closure, part chaos.
Condemn. Cleanse. Repeat.
Coming soon — only from the depths of HellYea™.
Don’t want to be here? We get it — don’t go.
Call or text 988. They’ll answer. We won’t.
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Live tracker showing total donations and Hell’s expansion.
infernal ledger™
— STATS PAGE —
Real-time numbers showing the impact of HellYea™ Plots donations and Hell’s expansion.
TOTAL DONATIONS
$23,421
PLOTS CLAIMED
8,059
SINNERS DAMNED
11,230
REALMS EXPANDED
9
hell's only getting hotter
The Infernal Ledger™ is our live tracker of pettiness for a cause. Every damnation counts towards charitable rebellion.
📕 Book of the Damned™ Digital Archive
🔥 Part ledger, part lore book, part emotional support scroll.
Coming soon to a cursed bookshelf near you.
📜 Limited-Edition Deeds
Special collections tied to holidays, scandals, and memes.→ “Burn in Hell, Cupid” drops February.
let's work together
Have a question? Ask us. We might answer it right here.
🔥 What is HellYea™?
HellYea™ is the world’s first platform where you can symbolically condemn anyone — an ex, a friend, even yourself — to a plot in Hell. All while supporting real mental health causes through our Damn Good Deeds™ initiative.
🔥 Is this real?
Real in spirit, yes. Your deed is symbolic — a gag gift or a personal catharsis tool. But the donation it includes is very real, going toward organizations that help people climb out of their own hells.
🔥 Who can I damn?
Anyone or anything. Exes. Friends. Family. Yourself. Bad habits. Capitalism. You name it — we’ll find it a home in Hell.
🔥 What do I get when I purchase a plot?
You receive an official digital deed (printable, frameable) showing the realm, plot number, donation amount, and who you damned. Optionally, you can include a note, nickname, or choose to appear anonymously in the public registry.
🔥 How do you choose where someone goes in Hell?How do you choose where someone goes in Hell?
You choose the realm based on tier and vibe. Our map of Hell includes zones like Screaming Suburbs, Infernal Estates, and the Founder’s Circle. More are coming as Hell expands.
🔥 What’s the Double Burn Effect?
It’s a premium plot upgrade that doubles your donation and marks your registry line with 🔥🔥. Symbolic, savage, and supports mental health. You can opt in at checkout.
