FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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🔥 What is HellYea™?
HellYea™ is the world’s first platform where you can symbolically condemn anyone — an ex, a friend, even yourself — to a plot in Hell. All while supporting real mental health causes through our Damn Good Deeds™ initiative.
🔥 Is this real?
Real in spirit, yes. Your deed is symbolic — a gag gift or a personal catharsis tool. But the donation it includes is very real, going toward organizations that help people climb out of their own hells.
🔥 Who can I damn?
Anyone or anything. Exes. Friends. Family. Yourself. Bad habits. Capitalism. You name it — we’ll find it a home in Hell.
🔥 What do I get when I purchase a plot?
You receive an official digital deed (printable, frameable) showing the realm, plot number, donation amount, and who you damned. Optionally, you can include a note, nickname, or choose to appear anonymously in the public registry.
🔥 How do you choose where someone goes in Hell?How do you choose where someone goes in Hell?
You choose the realm based on tier and vibe. Our map of Hell includes zones like Screaming Suburbs, Infernal Estates, and the Founder’s Circle. More are coming as Hell expands.
🔥 What’s the Double Burn Effect?
It’s a premium plot upgrade that doubles your donation and marks your registry line with 🔥🔥. Symbolic, savage, and supports mental health. You can opt in at checkout.
🔥 What’s the Late Fee?
If you took too long to damn someone, this add-on lets you make up for lost time. It adds $3.33 (100% to Damn Good Deeds™) and marks your deed as a procrastinator’s purge.
🔥 Do all plots include a donation?
Yes. Every plot purchase includes a donation based on tier. Add-ons like Double Burn and Late Fee increase the amount donated.
🔥 Can I keep my deed private?
You can appear anonymously, but your donation and plot number will still be listed in the Infernal Ledger™. Think of it like an unlisted listing in Hell’s Yellow Pages.
🔥 Can I buy multiple plots?
Yes. Damn them all. Each purchase comes with its own deed, registry entry, and donation.
🔥 Is this a joke or a charity?
Both. HellYea™ is a satire-driven gag gift built on a real mission. Our humor funds real help. It’s the hottest way to give back.
🔥 Where does the money go?
Proceeds are routed through Damn Good Deeds™, our charitable arm for mental health impact. The Infernal Ledger™ is our official donation tracker — plot by plot.
🔥 Can I see my donation impact?
Yes. Each deed shows the amount donated, and every plot is logged in the Infernal Ledger™. You’ll see live stats as the fire spreads.
🔥 Can I get a refund or cancel my HellYea™ plot purchase?
No, all sales are final. Since purchases include immediate charitable donations and are symbolic products, refunds and cancellations aren’t possible. Please review your order carefully before completing your purchase.
🔥 On Faith, Hell, and Healing
🔥 Is this offensive to religious people?
We understand that Hell is a loaded concept. For us, it’s personal — many of us were raised with fear-based beliefs that did more harm than good. HellYea™ uses satire to take back that power. It’s not about mocking faith — it’s about healing from the fear of damnation and doing something good with it.
🔥 Are you making fun of Hell?
Kinda — but also not really. We’re reclaiming it. Hell has haunted people for centuries. We turn that fear into laughter, impact, and purpose. It’s not about tearing down belief, but building something new with the ashes.
🔥 What if I don’t believe in Hell?
That’s fine. Plenty of our customers don’t — they still enjoy the emotional release, the dark humor, and the real-world donation that comes with every plot. Hell is symbolic. The healing is real.
🌍 FAQ: HellYea™ & Sustainability
🔥Do you consider HellYea™ an eco-friendly brand?
Not exactly. We’re not an environmental brand — we’re an emotional one. But we do avoid waste, overproduction, and mindless merch. We create with purpose, and that makes us consciously low-impact.
🔥 Are your digital deeds more sustainable than physical gifts?
Absolutely. Digital deeds don’t require shipping, packaging, or physical production — yet they deliver emotional punch and include a real donation. It’s satire with substance.
🔥What about your physical products — are they responsibly made?
Yes. Everything physical (deeds, candles, merch) is produced in small batches, either in-house or through trusted vendors using on-demand systems. No bulk orders, no deadstock. Just intention.
🔥How are the candles made?
Wick & Woe™ candles are hand-poured or small-batch poured using standard containers (no plastic) and fragrance oils you can trace. Each candle ties to a story and a donation — they’re not throwaways.
🔥Will you ever offer mass merchandise? Is your packaging recyclable?
Yes. Our deed tubes are recyclable, and we avoid excessive plastic in shipping. We’re also exploring recycled labels and minimalist materials as we grow.
🔥Do your T-shirts and hats follow any ethical guidelines?
We use on-demand services with ethical sourcing policies. While we’re not a fashion brand, we choose partners that reflect our values — slow, intentional, and low-waste
🔥Will you ever offer mass merchandise?
No. Even as we grow, our model is rooted in narrative and scarcity. Products will remain limited, collectible, and mission-aligned. If it’s just “stuff,” we’re not interested.
🔥Will you ever offer mass merchandise?
No. Even as we grow, our model is rooted in narrative and scarcity. Products will remain limited, collectible, and mission-aligned. If it’s just “stuff,” we’re not interested.
Although we’re not a green company, we do care about the environment and the impact we all make on it. As we grow, we’re committed to becoming more sustainable — without losing our soul (or sense of humor).
💬 Still Have Questions?
Ask the Infernal Bureaucracy.
Email us at info@hellyeaplots.com or fill out the form on our FAQ page to confess your confusion. You can also browse the Community Guidelines, send a petty plea, or just explore the flames — we’re always listening.
📜 Legal & Policy Info
By purchasing a plot, you agree to our Terms & Conditions and Community Guidelines. These outline what’s symbolic, what’s satirical, and what’s non-refundable. Your plot number and donation are publicly logged (you may appear anonymously), and all donations flow through our damn good mission. Donation Policy
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