You didn’t mean to find this. But here you are..
Maybe someone pissed you off. Maybe life did.
a
moth
to
a
flame
Burned
by
the
fire
You didn’t mean to find this. But here you are..
Maybe someone pissed you off. Maybe life did.
Either Way……
Welcome to the underworld’s pettiest plot twist..
Now, let’s get petty
He said go to hell ... so I sent him first!
Every damnation funds mental health support. It’s petty. It’s powerful. And it actually helps people.
Scroll Right
Behind every plot is a story.
Behind every joke is a reason.
Welcome to the only plot twist that actually gives back.
Scroll Right
This didn’t start with marketing.
It started with pain.
Two broken brothers.
One stupid idea.
That idea? Give the people who hurt us a plot in Hell… and use the proceeds to help the people still hurting.
Scroll Right
We bought Hell. We’re rebuilding it from scratch.
No pitchforks. Just purpose.
No eternal torment — just eternal sarcasm.
Satan out. A.L.E.X. in.
Every damn deed makes a difference. This campaign is raising $5,000 in support of To Write Love on Her Arms, a nonprofit dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury, and suicide.
100% of donations from this campaign go directly in support of TWLOHA.
Want to learn more? Visit To Write Love on Her Arms (https://twloha.com).
Think: 🐼 adopt-a-panda, 🌟 name-a-star, 🧱 buy-a-brick — but way hotter. 🔥It started as a joke. Now it’s how we turn petty into purpose 😈✨ Every deed fuels Damn Good Deeds™ 💸🧠 — our mental health & crisis recovery charity. It’s dark ⚫️. It’s funny 🤡. It’s doing some damn good 🙌
Condemn your ex. Frame the deed. Feel a little better. Behind every petty joke is a damn good reason.
See How it WorksThis started as a stupid joke between two broken brothers. Now it fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — our mental health charity.
Damn Good DeedsLorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Praesent quis velit aliquet, lacinia neque id, sollicitudin ante. Vivamus porta lacinia leo, non condimentum neque. Etiam ac turpis non turpis interdum congue. Vivamus suscipit finibus vestibulum. In convallis at felis sed interdum. Etiam tempor ante metus, ut mollis justo ultrices et. Proin sit amet vestibulum orci.
Download FilesYou’ve seen the joke 😈. You’ve seen the cause ❤️. You’ve got someone in mind 💭. Now it’s time to explore the flames 🔥 and claim your place in the fire 🔥.
You’ve laughed. You’ve raged. Now it’s time to choose where they’ll burn. Browse the realms of Hell — custom-built to match your grudge.
20% Donation ($33.33)
The lawns are perfect. The rage is silent.
The rage is silent. For exes, neighbors, and every petty feud that never quite exploded. Fueled by sarcasm, passive-aggression, and HOA bylaws this realm is where Karen lives and your worst roommate never moved out. Also? You’re helping fund real mental health support. Hell yeah. Show Less
Claim Plot25% Donation ($66.60)
Welcome to your 9-to-eternity.
💻 Zoom purgatory. 📊 Spreadsheet damnation. Where no one ever leaves early and every Slack ping haunts you. Perfect for your boss, your burnout, or that guy who says “per my last email.” Bonus: Your plot funds real mental health resources because corporate life already doesn’t. Show Less
Claim Plot50% Donated ($166.60)
Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking.
Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking. The Founder’s Plot isn’t just premium it’s prophetic.Your name enters the Infernal Ledger™, your deed is minted digitally, and your plot helps fund the future of Hell. Show Less
Claim PlotYou reap what you sow — and this plot? Overgrown with toxic weeds, gaslit scarecrows, and pesticide-laced guilt.
Show MorePerfect for the farmer of false hopes or anyone who left emotional crop circles on your heart.Status: 🚜 Now Tilling Sins... Coming Soon Show Less
Claim PlotOnly 666 will ever be issued. You’re not just buying a deed. You’re helping re-build Hell.
Claim PlotHell’s official government office.
Bureaucratic. Overfunded. Wildly inefficient.
🗂️ The files are public now — probably by mistake. Show Less
Claim PlotHell’s official record-keeping system. Misfiled. Mistranslated. Possibly cursed.
Show More🗂️ Dig through the past — if you dare trust it.. Show Less
Claim PlotJustice, but make it eternal. Delayed, dramatic, and mostly performative.
Show More🗂️ Open cases. Closed minds. All documented here.. Show Less
Claim PlotFor the ultra-rich and ethically bankrupt. Too rich to fail. Not too rich to burn.
Claim PlotBrace yourself. The next release is sinfully good.
Have a question? Ask us. We might answer it right here.
When we condemn your ex for $6.66.
When we sell a plot next to Karen in Hell.
When we throw 2025 into the flames.
When we frame your pain as a real estate deed.
When Satan lists his timeshare.
Disclaimer : We promise not to sell your soul (or your data).