🔥 Turn Petty Into Purpose
Buy a Plot in Hell & Fund Mental Health Support
“He said ‘Go to Hell.’ So I sent him first.”
THE
HOTTEST
way to give back
Petty. Powerful. And Actually Doing Some Damn Good.
Every damnation funds mental health support. It’s petty. It’s powerful. And it actually helps people.
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BUY A PLOT → GET A DEED → DO DAMN GOOD.
Send someone —or something— to Hell symbolically.
Get an Official Deed and your name in the Infernal Ledger™ — each purchase funds mental-health charities.
Welcome to the only plot twist that actually gives back.
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DAMNATION WITH A PURPOSE.
Behind every plot is a story —and a donation.
Every deed turns a moment of
pain into mental-health support.
One stupid idea.
Give the people who hurt us a plot in Hell … and use the proceeds to help the people still hurting.
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HELL UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.
We bought Hell. We’re rebuilding it from scratch.
No pitchforks. Just purpose.
No eternal torment — just eternal sarcasm.
Satan out. A.L.E.X. in!
Plotting Hope!
Help us raise $5,000 in support of To Write Love on Her Arms. Every plot purchased fuels suicide prevention and mental health support.
In Support Of – TWLOHA
Behind every plot is hope. Discover how your purchase supports TWLOHA’s mental health mission.
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Fuel the Cause. HellYea™ Gives Back.
Every damn deed makes a difference. This campaign is raising $5,000 in support of To Write Love on Her Arms (TWLOHA), a nonprofit dedicated to offering hope and help to people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury, and mental health challenges.
100% of donations from this campaign go directly to supporting To Write Love on Her Arms (TWLOHA).
$716.35 of $5,000 raised
Want to learn more? Visit To Write Love on Her Arms.
Infernal Ledger™
| Total Donations | Plots Claimed | Sinners Damned | Realms Expanded |
|---|---|---|---|
| $716.35 | 13 | 27 | 1 |
New Plots Coming Soon!
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Founder Plot™
$149.94 1̶6̶6̶.6̶0̶, Only 666 will ever be issued. You’re not just buying a deed — you’re helping rebuild Hell. (50% Donated)
Claim a plot*Includes a mailed physical deed packet
You're ready 😈
You’ve seen the joke. You’ve seen the cause. You’ve got someone in mind. Now it’s time to explore the flames 🔥 and claim your place in the fire 🔥.
Your name is sealed to the Infernal Ledger™, A real donation supports mental health. Starting at $33.33 — no guilt, no risk, just righteous satisfaction…
Not ready to commit? Good.
Try it first. Damn someone for free — on us.
Either way, you're already here. Welcome to the underworld’s pettiest plot twist. Go ahead - let's get petty.
So What The
Hell Is This?
Think: name-a-star, buy-a-brick, plant-a-tree — but way hotter. 🔥 It started as a joke. Now it’s how we turn petty into purpose. Every deed fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — our mental health and crisis recovery charity. It’s dark. It’s funny. It’s doing some damn good.
A Gag with Purpose
Condemn your ex. Frame the deed. Feel a little better. Behind every petty joke is a damn good cause.
See How it WorksWhy We Give a Damn
This started as a stupid joke when I had nothing left. Now it fuels Damn Good Deeds™ — our mental health nonprofit.
Damn Good DeedsExplore the fire
You’ve laughed. You’ve raged. Now it’s time to choose where they’ll burn. Browse the realms of Hell — custom-built to match your grudge.
Screaming Suburbs™ Starter Plot™
20% Donation ($33.33) The lawns are perfect. The rage is silent.
Show MoreThe rage is silent. For exes, neighbors, and every petty feud that never quite exploded. Fueled by sarcasm, passive-aggression, and HOA bylaws this realm is where Karen lives and your worst roommate never moved out. Also? You’re helping fund real mental health support. HellYea™. Show Less
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Screaming Suburbs™ Infernal Plot™
25% Donation ($66.60) Welcome to your 9-to-eternity.
Show More💻 Zoom purgatory. 📊 Spreadsheet damnation. Where no one ever leaves early and every Slack ping haunts you. Perfect for your boss, your burnout, or that guy who says “per my last email.” Bonus: Your plot funds real mental health resources because corporate life already doesn’t. Show Less
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Screaming Suburbs™ Founder Plot™
50% Donated (149.94 1̶6̶6̶.6̶0̶) Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking.
Show MoreLimited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking. The Founder Plot™ isn’t just premium it’s prophetic.Your name enters the Infernal Ledger™, your deed is minted digitally, and your plot helps fund the future of Hell. Show Less
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The Capital Sin™
Hell’s official government office.
Bureaucratic. Overfunded. Wildly inefficient.
🗂️ The files are public now — probably by mistake. Show Less
Explore the Story
Ancient Archives™
Hell’s official record-keeping system. Misfiled. Mistranslated. Possibly cursed.
Show More🗂️ Dig through the past — if you dare trust it.. Show Less
Explore the Story
The Scorched Courts™
Justice, but make it eternal. Delayed, dramatic, and mostly performative.
Show More🗂️ Open cases. Closed minds. All documented here.. Show Less
Explore the StoryExplore the fire
You’ve laughed. You’ve raged. Now it’s time to choose where they’ll burn. Browse the realms of Hell — custom-built to match your grudge.
Screaming Suburbs™ Starter Plot™
20% Donation ($33.33) The lawns are perfect. The rage is silent.
Show MoreThe rage is silent. For exes, neighbors, and every petty feud that never quite exploded. Fueled by sarcasm, passive-aggression, and HOA bylaws this realm is where Karen lives and your worst roommate never moved out. Also? You’re helping fund real mental health support. HellYea™. Show Less
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Screaming Suburbs™ Infernal Plot™
25% Donation ($66.60) Welcome to your 9-to-eternity.
Show More💻 Zoom purgatory. 📊 Spreadsheet damnation. Where no one ever leaves early and every Slack ping haunts you. Perfect for your boss, your burnout, or that guy who says “per my last email.” Bonus: Your plot funds real mental health resources because corporate life already doesn’t. Show Less
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Screaming Suburbs™ Founder Plot™
50% Donated (149.94 1̶6̶6̶.6̶0̶) Limited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking.
Show MoreLimited to 666 elite plots and no, we’re not restocking. The Founder Plot™ isn’t just premium it’s prophetic.Your name enters the Infernal Ledger™, your deed is minted digitally, and your plot helps fund the future of Hell. Show Less
Claim a plot
The Capital Sin™
Hell’s official government office.
Bureaucratic. Overfunded. Wildly inefficient.
🗂️ The files are public now — probably by mistake. Show Less
Explore the Story
Ancient Archives™
Hell’s official record-keeping system. Misfiled. Mistranslated. Possibly cursed.
Show More🗂️ Dig through the past — if you dare trust it.. Show Less
Explore the Story
The Scorched Courts™
Justice, but make it eternal. Delayed, dramatic, and mostly performative.
Show More🗂️ Open cases. Closed minds. All documented here.. Show Less
Explore the Story
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Steal-A-Damn™
Your first damn is on the house. We built four HellYea™ memes so you can symbolically damn someone, something, or whatever’s been haunting you. Tiny act of revenge? Joke with teeth? Story worth sharing? Go for it. Want to turn that petty into purpose? Add the ☠️Burn Bonus☠️ — 100% goes to To Write Love on Her Arms (TWLOHA) to support mental health resources as we work toward our first $5,000 raised.
Let’s Get PettyFree generator. Damn responsibly.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Have a question about HellYea™ plots, donations, or digital deeds? You’ll find answers to the most common questions right here.
HellYea™ is the world’s first platform where you can symbolically condemn anyone — an ex, a friend, even yourself — to a plot in Hell. All while supporting real mental health causes through our Damn Good Deeds™ initiative.
Real in spirit, yes. Your deed is symbolic — a gag gift or a personal catharsis tool. But the donation it includes is very real, going toward organizations that help people climb out of their own hells.
Anyone or anything. Exes. Friends. Family. Yourself. Bad habits. Capitalism. You name it — we’ll find it a home in Hell.
You receive an official digital deed (printable, frameable) showing the realm, plot number, donation amount, and who you damned. Optionally, you can include a note, nickname, or choose to appear anonymously in the public registry.
You choose the realm based on tier and vibe. Our map of Hell includes zones like Screaming Suburbs™, Infernal Estates™, and the Founder’s Circle™. More are coming as Hell expands.
It’s a premium plot upgrade that doubles your donation and marks your registry line with 🔥🔥. Symbolic, savage, and supports mental health. You can opt in at checkout.
To find out first
When we condemn your ex for $6.66.
When we sell a plot next to Karen in Hell.
When we throw 2025 into the flames.
When we frame your pain as a real estate deed.
When Satan lists his timeshare.
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Disclaimer : We promise not to sell your soul (or your data).
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