Only 666 will ever be issued. You’re not just buying a deed. You’re helping re-build Hell.
🔥 Limited to 666 plots
💀 Legacy over revenge
🧾 Listed in Infernal Ledger™
📦 Perks, framing, bragging rights
💸 50% goes to mental health
Claiming a Founder Plot is more than a joke — it’s a stake in the satirical future of HellYea™. Your name will live on in the donation registry and the Book of the Damned™.
Instantly issued and printable. Frame it, burn it, or both.
Your Founder Plot is uniquely numbered and recorded in HellYea™ history.
Your name and donation appear in the Infernal Ledger™, with a premium bio in the Book of the Damned™ — AI-enhanced.
Half your payment supports mental health and crisis orgs.
Mailed on parchment, sealed with wax, and hand-signed by the Founders.
As Hell expands, Founders are the first to explore new zones before the public sees a single flame. Whether you’re claiming more plots or just judging from the sidelines, you’re already in the room where it happens.
You’re not just watching this grow — you’re helping fuel it. Founders get behind-the-scenes updates, early previews, and occasional invites to weigh in on new realms, cursed features, or even sit in on company calls. You’re part of Hell’s most chaotic advisory board.
From exclusive downloads to surprise merch, Founders get access to secret releases and premium perks that may never return — cursed, hilarious, or both.
Your status is sealed. As a Founder, your account carries a permanent badge on HellFeed™ — marking you as one of the Original Flames. It’s visible, untouchable, and unmistakably eternal.
This is just the beginning. As HellYea™ grows, we’re always looking for ways to honor and enhance your position as a Founder. Stay tuned — more damn good surprises are coming.
As Hell expands, Founders are the first to explore new zones before the public sees a single flame. Whether you’re claiming more plots or just judging from the sidelines, you’re already in the room where it happens.
You’re not just watching this grow — you’re helping fuel it. Founders get behind-the-scenes updates, early previews, and occasional invites to weigh in on new realms, cursed features, or even sit in on company calls. You’re part of Hell’s most chaotic advisory board.
From exclusive downloads to surprise merch, Founders get access to secret releases and premium perks that may never return — cursed, hilarious, or both.
Your status is sealed. As a Founder, your account carries a permanent badge on HellFeed™ — marking you as one of the Original Flames. It’s visible, untouchable, and unmistakably eternal.
This is just the beginning. As HellYea™ grows, we’re always looking for ways to honor and enhance your position as a Founder. Stay tuned — more damn good surprises are coming.
Instantly issued and printable. Frame it, burn it, or both.
Your Founder Plot is uniquely numbered and recorded in HellYea™ history.
Your name and donation appear in the Infernal Ledger™, with a premium bio in the Book of the Damned™ — AI-enhanced.
Half your payment supports mental health and crisis orgs.
Mailed on parchment, sealed with wax, and hand-signed by the Founders.
🔥 Final Words
You’re investing in something bigger than a plot.
You’re lighting the fire that builds a brand-new Hell.
When this takes off, you were here first.
When it crashes… well, at least your name’s in a book somewhere.