Welcome to HellYea Inc.™ — Where Everything is Symbolically on Fire.
By purchasing from HellYea Inc., you agree to the following terms:
Symbolic Nature
All products sold — including deeds to Hell — are 100% symbolic and satirical. You are not purchasing real estate in any metaphysical realm, but rather participating in a creative, humorous expression with a donation component.
Donations
A portion of every plot sale is donated to vetted nonprofit organizations via our charity arm, Damn Good Deeds™. The donation amount is built into each tier and transparently recorded in the Infernal Ledger™.
Content Use
By submitting names, notes, or personal messages through our platform, you confirm that:
You have the right to use the content you submit.
It is not hate speech, illegal, or a threat of real harm.
We reserve the right to reject or redact any content we believe violates these terms.
Not Intended as Legal or Religious Claim
Purchasing a plot in Hell is not a statement of actual condemnation. It is a satirical, symbolic gesture for entertainment and emotional expression only.
Liability
HellYea Inc. is not liable for emotional fallout, awkward family dinners, or unsolicited hauntings caused by your symbolic damnation purchase.
Privacy Policy
Welcome to HellYea Inc.™ — where everything is symbolically on fire, including how we handle your data. We respect your privacy and want you to understand what info we collect, why, and how we protect it.
Information We Collect
Personal Information: When you sign up, purchase plots, or contact us, we may collect your name, email, payment details (via secure third-party processors), and any content you submit (like dedications or nicknames).
Technical Data: We collect device info, IP addresses, cookies, and usage data to help us improve the site experience and maintain security.
How We Use Your Information
To process purchases and donations securely.
To communicate with you about your order, updates, and support.
To improve our website and services through analytics.
To comply with legal obligations.
Sharing Your Information
We do not sell your data. We respect your soul and your data — no selling, no shady stuff. We only share info with trusted third parties such as payment processors, hosting providers, and analytics services — only as necessary to operate the site and process transactions.
Your Choices
You can opt out of marketing emails at any time by clicking unsubscribe.
You can request access to, correction, or deletion of your personal data by contacting us at HellYeaPlots@gmail.com.
Note: Your plot number and dedication may be publicly listed in the Infernal Ledger™ per our Terms.
Cookies and Tracking
We use cookies and similar tech to enhance your experience, analyze site traffic, and provide personalized content. By using the site, you consent to this. You can manage cookie preferences in your browser settings.
Data Security
We take reasonable measures to protect your info, but no internet transmission is 100% secure. Use the site at your own risk.
Children’s PrivacyCookies and Tracking
Our site is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from minors.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy occasionally. Changes will be posted here with an updated date.
Contact Us Questions? Reach out anytime: HellYeaPlots@gmail.com
Refund & Cancellation Policy
At HellYea Inc.™, all purchases are 100% symbolic and satirical, with a charitable donation component baked in. Because of the unique nature of our products, all sales are final.
What This Means
Once you claim a HellYea™ plot or purchase any item, we cannot offer refunds or cancellations.
Your purchase triggers an immediate donation to our partner charities via Damn Good Deeds™, so the transaction is irreversible.
Please double-check your selections before completing your order.
Exceptions
If you experience technical issues or suspect fraud, contact us immediately at HellYeaPlots@gmail.com.