Description

⚰️ The Founder Plot

Only 666 will ever be issued. You’re not just buying a deed. You’re helping build Hell.

🔥 Limited to 666 plots.
💀 For those who want more than revenge — they want legacy.
🧾 Claiming a Founder Plot places your name in the Infernal Ledger™ and fuels the future of HellYea™.
📦 Comes with exclusive perks, premium framing, and eternal bragging rights.
💸 Half your purchase goes directly to mental health support.

✅  What’s You Get Now

📄 Digital Deed
Instantly issued and printable. Frame it, burn it, or both.

✨ Official Plot Number
Your Founder Plot is uniquely numbered and recorded in HellYea™ history.

📜 Registry + Bio Entry
Your name and donation appear in the Infernal Ledger™, with a premium bio in the Book of the Damned™ — AI-enhanced.

💥 50% to Charity
Half your payment supports mental health and crisis orgs.

📜 Physical Deed

hand-signed by both founders, sealed with wax and ships with 🔑 An Ancient Key to your infernal plot — symbolic, mysterious, possibly haunted

🔮 What’s Coming Next

🧱 First Access to New Realms
As Hell expands, Founders are the first to explore new zones before the public sees a single flame. Whether you’re claiming more plots or just judging from the sidelines, you’re already in the room where it happens.

🔥 Shape the Fire
You’re not just watching this grow — you’re helping fuel it. Founders get behind-the-scenes updates, early previews, and occasional invites to weigh in on new realms, cursed features, or even sit in on company calls. You’re part of Hell’s most chaotic advisory board.

🎁 Founder-Only Drops & Digital Relics
From exclusive downloads to surprise merch, Founders get access to secret releases and premium perks that may never return — cursed, hilarious, or both.

💀 Founder’s Mark on HellFeed™
Your status is sealed. As a Founder, your account carries a permanent badge on HellFeed™ — marking you as one of the Original Flames. It’s visible, untouchable, and unmistakably eternal.

📈 Founder Perks Evolve
This is just the beginning. As HellYea™ grows, we’re always looking for ways to honor and enhance your position as a Founder. Stay tuned — more damn good surprises are coming.

🔥 Final Words

You’re investing in something bigger than a plot.

You’re lighting the fire that builds a brand-new Hell.

When this takes off, you were here first.

When it crashes… well, at least your name’s in a book somewhere.